A Night at the Opera

Overheard from a British tourist whilst walking around the Paris Opera:

1) “I don’t like those flood lights they’ve put up there” [pointing at the stage spotlights mounted in the circle], “they completely wreck it. It looks like a football pitch”.

2) “You’d have thought they’d have crammed loads more seats in here. Afterall, it is the Paris Opera. The main one, like…”

And they say some Britains are lacking class…