Con CERN

So, science in Switzerland. Everyone still here?

For anyone unsure, you can check this very useful website: www.hasthehcdestroyedtheearth.com

Even if by the the time you read this the human race hasn’t been completely wiped out, it at least supplied the media with some nice pictures and scare-mongering. The superlative brigade have been hard at work, calculating the odds that the world would end today despite the fact the machine wasn’t even going to attempt any ‘big bangs’ today.

I felt in safe hands anyway. I’d watched the actual Cern-sponsored little rap.