New Year’s Resolutions

Tis the season, so here goes:

1) Run the Marathon
2) Cycle at least 5 miles a day
3) Give up chocolate
4) Give up caffeine
5) Stop shouting at politicians on the TV
6) Form a rap group
7) Form an Evil Empire*
8) Buy Starbucks*
9) Stop making ludicrously ambitious New Year’s Resolutions

* These may be one of the same thing. They’re definitely not mutually exclusive.

I see David Cameron’s been making New Year’s resolutions. The Conservative party is going to be a party that repersents working people, and less of a party for the rich and powerful (note the word ‘less’ there). So it seems I’m not the only one making ludicrously ambitious New Year’s Respolutions with a smidgeon of dry humour. Apparently we’re also ‘going to see Labour’s Dark Side’ – use the force David, use The Force.