Reasons to be country… Part 1

Just your typical Sunday here:

9am – Awoken by the church bells from across the road
10am – Breakfast looking through the french windows at Robins in the garden
11am – A bit of bicycle maintenance in the garden (saving the degrease til next week)
12pm – Off to the farmshop for pork chops and veg for the coming week
2pm – Set off on an 8-mile cycle greeting fellow cyclists enroute across the common and down the country lanes
4.30pm – Off to the pub for a pint of local ale

Who’d live anywhere else?