Staying still

I hate moving. I hate packing. I hate lifting. I hate driving backwards and forwards. I hate more lifting. I hate unpacking. I do however like driving a big van. It must be how the aristocracy feel when they go into Tesco’s. The hire company logo on the side may have given me away like the character of Jarvis Cocker’s ‘Common People’, but I did my best – surrounded by pastie crumbs, arm out of the window and ‘TalkSport’s’ James Whale on full blast (It was a discussion on immigration rather than the usual God-bashing which normally makes me chuckle in the evening).

So there you have it: Moving bad, driving a big van fun.

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